Йохохо и бутылка рому!!!

Есть на просторах интернета вот такое вот место вот такое место где можно поболтать с рандомными инстранцами.

Вот что из этого получилось (You это Ваш покорный слуга):

You: Hi
Stranger: Hay.
You: I hate myself and want to die
Stranger: why?
You: because I like to fuck kittens
Stranger: looking for attention? :'D
Stranger: so, you hate yourself because you like yo fuck kittens so you want to die
You: Damn on me
Stranger: well stop fucking kittens, problems solved.
You: I cant stop. It`s like drug for me
Stranger: awhh poor you. Go find some help.
You: No.... I`m affraid
You: They want to put me to sanitarium
Stranger: oh well then
Stranger: RUN. run away
Stranger: from the kittens
You: No.................... I very like no fuck it and drink their blood, eat their shit
Stranger: hmm yeah that sounds like a real problem, dude.
Stranger: this is serious.
You: This fucking doctors.....
Stranger: what...?
You: I want to kill them all
You: they makes me sick
Stranger: that is not the solution
Stranger: You know that.
You: Voices say me about it
Stranger: dont listen to them.
Stranger: they lie
You: No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!! IT`S GOD SPEAKS WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: why does God wants you to kill people?
You: He says it`s not a people, it`s demons
Stranger: the doctors?
You: I want to help God
You: Yes
Stranger: and then you end up in prison
Stranger: serious dude :'D
Stranger: wtf :')
You: But I will help to god, i will make my duty
Stranger: good for you
You: Where you from?
Stranger: Holland.
You: It is a lot of doctors in Holland
You: &
You: ?
Stranger: yes.
You: Ooooooooooooooooo, damn
You: they are everythere
Stranger: Yup
Stranger: where are you from?
You: from Ukraine
Stranger: Tsjernobyl
You: YEs
Stranger: oh sorry xD
Stranger: well okay
You: and mutants on the streets
Stranger: 26th of april 1986.
You: yep
Stranger: second of may the gascloud arrived in Holland and belgium
Stranger: sorry xD
Stranger: i had a presentation about Tsjernobyl :')
You: X-rays was send to my brain
Stranger: Poor you.
You: and make me sick
You: Yesterday I see the bear that walk by street with bottle of vodka and sing folk songs
Stranger: oh thats kinda weird
You: It`s terrible
You: no, its true
You: Why you dont believe me?!
Stranger: i never said i didnt believed you
Stranger: dude, dont make up things.
You: Ooooo, thanks God